1. despermiliated 9 up,  14 down

a state of being that can only be achieved when one is so desperate to smoke marijuana, that one picks through their own carpet to find any dropped particles of bowls past. during which the person feels profoundly humiliated.

man my drug dealer hasnt called me back in days, time to get despermiliated.

Submitted on 2009-07-29

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